Seemed like a good idea at the time

Student admits bomb hoax in bid to delay flight

He got to the airport too late to board his plane, so he used a pay phone to call in a bomb threat in order to hold things up so he’d have another chance to board. Wow.


  1. He’a student. Isn’t he? SO, Let him attend a Federal Institution of Behavioral adjustment for about 10 years: GUANTANAMO